Naked Muscle Sluts

Hayden Panettiere went booty shopping with her mom in New Jack City yesterday. She’s seen sporting some tall-ass boots with her short skirt and no panties. Now that’s some holiday smear. But you know what isn’t full of holiday cheer? Having your wife come home early to find you’ve been dressing the tree in Hayden’s dirty panties and jerking to the aroma while the cat watches bemused. That’s full of holiday divorce I feel. Clearly she didn’t think it was cute that I blamed the dry cleaners for using too much starch on the stinky undies and I was just checking their work. In hindsight, I’m surprised she wasn’t tipped off the day I shot a load of molten scrotum juice all over her copy of People magazine with Hayden on the cover.

What's this got to do with naked msucle sluts, you ask?

Nothing, I'm a fucking retard;)

Stinky Poindexter

Posted: Wednesday 12th December 2007, 1:01 PM

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